Merv Griffin’s Crosswords
I don’t really like crossword puzzles. Why? First, I’m a creative thinker: I use words that express my current mood and quirkiness. It’s very difficult to think of a 4 letter word for what tourists do (Hint: It’s not "ogle") when there’s plenty of playful 5 and 6 letter words that’d be just as effective. Second, half the time you get a crossword puzzle it’s on an airplane and someone’s already half-finished it. And third, I never finish them! Never! It’s an exercise in futility.
Thankfully Merv Griffin took everything I hate about crossword puzzles and put them into a TV show. There’s one crossword that everyone tries to pick at throughout the game. You still have to think of a very specific word, or sometimes concatenated words, or the always fun Trivial Pursuit-like clues about 1960s pop culture. On the show, I can only guess about a third of the words, which about matches my expertise on local newspaper crosswords.
But that’s the easy part. That part’s obvious to duplicate.
So how did Merv copy the half-done frustration? Well, after the two contestants are half-way through the game, 3 random people pop out. If either contestant can’t solve a clue, and one of the new people can, the new person gets to replace the person of their choosing. So if you’ve kicked ass on the first half, you’re bound to be replaced — and lose everything! It happens every game to the top player.
And the third? At the end of the game, the person with the most money gets 3 minutes to solve the rest of the crossword: Whatever’s left from the 30 rounds previously — which is usually around 30-40 clues. No one ever solves it. I don’t even know what the prize is. Do they even bother announcing it? Maybe the producers don’t even know!
